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France in the Champs League
By: Sam |France’s rich history of Champions League play, which includes one ill-gotten win, a runner-up position in the inaugral season and a penalty shoot-out loss in the final to powerhouse Red Star Belgrade continues this week with our three teams hoping to keep up the good work (Lyon), the decent work (Lille) and in some cases, [...]
Okay, but still
By: Sam |I recently ranted against the stupid stadium regulations as to “pyrotechnic devices” and how they in no way intice supporters to cut back, but an incident happened at Nice-Marseille last Sunday that makes me reconsider.
At Nice’s Stade du Ray, a homemade mini-bomb was thrown from the stands and struck volunteer firefighter Anthony Roko in the [...]
There’s the fascist guy, then there’s him
By: Sam |The surname Le Pen is not so popular amongst non-idiotic french people. Jean-Marie Le Pen, leader of the Front National, aka the Fascist People’s front, has a reputation of a madman, a racist, a homophobe, the whole enchilada. Then, there’s Ulrich Le Pen, and that’s a whole ‘nother story.
FC Lorient’s veteran midfielder had a breathtaking [...]
Matchday 11 - Home advantage the real story
By: Sam |Lens 1-0 Auxerre kicked off the day, and Lens pleased their fans by offing rivals AJA thanks to a fine goal by Demont on 62 minutes. A flurry of shots by both sides wasn’t enough to get a second goal on the board, and Lens sits in 6th place, whereas Auxerre drops to 14th.
Bordeaux 3-1 [...]
A bit too much justice
By: Sam |The Ligue de Football Professionel has never had a reputation of being generous. Apart from the fact that they are all die-hard Lyon fans, they never hesitate to lob suspensions and fines at unsuspecting players and clubs. Here’s a wrap-up of a rather punishment-filled French Football Discipline Heroes meeting.
38 man-games will be served on [...]
Round of 16 - League Cup
By: Sam |We’re down to eight teams in the cup that no one cares about. Not too many surprises, but it wouldn’t be a cup day without a few, wouldn’t it? Monaco travelled to Ligue 2 pensionary Reims under their new head coach hoping to start anew. Sorry guys. The team ranked seventh in the second division [...]
Goal of the Week
By: Sam |Toulouse’s Brian Bergougnoux’s bullet strike against Monaco earned him goal of the week honours.
Monaco fire up the Baloney
By: Sam |Laszlo Bölöni, that is. AS Monaco’s Romanian bench boss was shown the door, a mere 10 league games after being welcomed so nicely after Didier Deschamps left to pursue the Serie B title with some team named Juventus. Monaco’s long-time stand-there-and-do-nothing man Laurent Banide was hired in his stead.
The pride of the principality registered [...]
Hi, I’m Sam, Lyon wins, blah blah blah
By: Sam |Hi offsideateers, welcome to my branch of the wonderful website that is The Offside. The French Ligue 1, otherwise known as the race to second place, is well underway, and this here blog will, as you just may have guessed, follow this stupedously fantastic adventure.
So anyway, you may know last sunday Olympique Lyonnais came into [...]







