

Conceding seventy penalties per game will usually get you run out of town
By: Sam | November 16th, 2006Mario “Jesus” Yepes, Paris SG’s colossal full-back could be going the way of the Dhorasoo. Since the start of the season, Yepes has picked up the hobby of tackling like a blind sperm whale inside the area. Not surprisingly, the penalties conceded and the inevitable goals against and losses of points have not put PSG supporters and staff in the happiest of moods.
And, as you may know, Paris coach Guy Lacombe is not the Dr. Phil of coaching, and many of his minions have openly complained about it to the media.
Said Yepes’ agent (translated from French): You can’t speak to Mario like a kid from the academy. That’s what he doesn’t like. He’s unhappy with this situation and has asked me to find another club seeing as nothing is improving. A 3 million maximum should be enough for him to leave.
There’s news that should make both parties happy. The only thing that doesn’t work completely is the replacement situation. Sammy Traoré is more than happy to be a starter, but his abilities don’t enchant anyone. Yepes used to be one of the best in the league. Now he’ll likely go to some mediocre dutch team or something like that.
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Kudos. It is not every day that you read that a player being compared to a sperm whale.
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yeah right
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