Marseille prepares city-wide suicide-fest

By: Sam | November 14th, 2006

franck-ribery.jpgIf not something worse. OM’s favourite butt-ugly midget, Franck Ribéry, while training with Les Bleus leading up to Wednesday’s France-Greece, came down with a nasty case of Osteitis pubis (an inflammation of the pelvis area). This isn’t the kind of news Marseille were hoping to hear while their team is in 8th place and sitting on five consecutive losses.

Said Raymond Domenech, coach of l’Équipe de France (translated from french): He is suffering from the early stages of the syndrome and should be absent for a minimum of a month. We shouldn’t see him until next year.





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  • Bob |  November 14th, 2006 at 6:47 pm

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    I’m afraid to ask how one goes about inflaming one’s pelvis.

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  • Thierry |  November 15th, 2006 at 2:46 am

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    The french word is pubalgi and i’m not sure “inflammation of the pulvis area” was the good translation. It ’s a very common injury which is called “the injury of the footballer”. A straining of the aine’s muscles. Sorry to disappointed you Bob, it wasn’t what you ‘re looking for.LOL
    Ribery should be a very chaste man.lol.

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  • Sam |  November 15th, 2006 at 6:10 pm

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    some say groin strain, some say pull, meh, i wasn’t sure what exactly pubalgie was in english, so i wikipediad it, and that’s what i found. but yes, it is the footballer’s injury

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